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Top Thirty Chuck Norris Facts

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Posted by Exodus on Nov 28, 2005 - 01:50 PM

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read these Top Thirty Chuck Norris Facts [1].

Here are two sample facts about Chuck Norris:

  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

  • Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.



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