World's worst hacker
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Posted by Exodus on Apr 25, 2005 - 04:08 PM
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Funny (real?) transcript about an idiot hacking himself in the read more.
rampy-->here's a short version in comic form via UserFriendly.org [1]
The story starts with moron insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
* bitchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchecker> what ping man
<bitchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchecker> i even have dst
<bitchecker> you banned me
<bitchecker> amit it you banned me
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchecker> to you man
<bitchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* bitchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchecker> elch you itiot
<Metanot> bitchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchecker?
<bitchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchecker> be a man turn that off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchecker> you're afraid
<bitchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchecker> elch turn off your fierwall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> bitchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<bitchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<bitchecker> don't need to rescue you can't
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
<bitchecker> tupac rules
<bitchecker> elch you idiot your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
<bitchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<bitchecker> your d: is gone
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
<bitchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
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