Guy's Night Movie: Animal House Articles / Guys Night Movies Posted by DrDave on May 02, 2003 - 04:29 PM |
 [1]This weeks Guy's night movie is Animal House [2]! DrDave's [3] all time favorite comedy! A movie this great hasn't been made since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Don't go through life drunk, fat, and stupid without seeing this cinematic masterpiece at least once.Why not submit [4] your own guy's night movie review? Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you. ----- Eric "Otter" Stratton: Take it easy, I'm in pre-law, man. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: I thought you're pre-med. Eric "Otter" Stratton: What's the difference? ----- Dean Vernon Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me. ----- Robert Hoover: We're on double-secret probation, whatever that is. We can't afford to have a toga party. ----- Kent "Flounder" Dorfman: Excuse me, sir. Is this the Delta House? John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Sure, come on in. ----- John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! Toga! ----- John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Food fight! ----- John "Bluto" Blutarsky: "Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble."Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me. I'm not gonna take this! Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer . . . Eric "Otter" Stratton: Dead. Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons, that could take years, and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part. ----- Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: You goin' out tonight, Otter? Eric "Otter" Stratton: Uh huh. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: Norma? Eric "Otter" Stratton: No, let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major league yabos. ----- Dean Vernon Wormer: Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. ----- John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Holy sh**! Daniel Simpson Day: There were blanks in that gun. Kent "Flounder" Dorfman: I didn't even point the gun at him. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Holy sh**! Daniel Simpson Day: There were blanks in that gun. Kent "Flounder" Dorfman: Maybe he had a heart attack. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Holy sh**! ----- Kent "Flounder" Dorfman: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: Face it, Kent, you threw up on Dean Wormer. ----- Kent "Flounder" Dorfman: May I have 10,000 marbles, please. ----- Dean Vernon Wormer: This year we're going to grab the bull by the balls, and kick those punks off campus. ----- John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now . . . I'm a zit. ----- Dean Vernon Wormer: Daniel Simpson Day: has no grade point average, all courses incomplete. ----- Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. ----- Eric "Otter" Stratton: Let's take the cheese. ----- Chip Diller: Remain calm. All is well! ----- Daniel Simpson Day: Ramming speed! CAST Robert Hoover (James Widdoes) Kent "Flounder" Dorfman (Stephen Furst) John "Bluto" Blutarsky (John Belushi) Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon) Daniel Simpson Day (Bruce McGill) Eric "Otter" Stratton (Tim Matheson) Donald "Boon" Schoenstein (Peter Riegert) Dean Vernon Wormer (John Vernon) |
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