I have a feeling that the email a friend this article [1] is going to be burning up sending this article to signifigant others. (following text taken verbatim from 3bruces [2])
"Recently, it has been brought to my attention the male's attitude towards Valentine's Day. Apparently, men feel that this is a holiday invented for the benefit of women and the vendor(s). After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that the men's feelings are valid.
I have discussed this with a distinguished panel of fellow women and we have decided to offer compensation. We have declared March 14th National Steak and Blow-Job Day. Of course, as with any offer from women, there comes conditions. Well, maybe not "conditions" so much as say an "incentive program". The bigger and better the gift on Valentine's Day, the bigger the Steak and the better the.... well you get the idea.
Just FYI, I like my steaks medium rare and my blowjobs well done! Don't forget to bring me a a steak and bj card [3] too dammit.
Also...this going around pretty heavily today and it needs to be mentioned that although many people are CLAIMING to have made this up and are incorrectly citing the day as March 20th, the original impetuous for this was from radio personalities Storm and Birdsey [4] and the date is March 14th, exactly one month after Valentine's Day. Just wanted to make sure credit was given where credit was due."
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