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Looking for work

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Nov 20, 2003 | Link viewed: 1007 times |

Hi, it's me Benney! I haven't posted to this site in a long time. Mother and I had a big fight and I ran away. I went to visit my cousin Jenney for a while she doesn't have the internet. Mother says I can't come back unless I get a job. So, I have some job interviews coming up, but I'm a little nervous.

My cousin smoked a lot of her home made cigarettes around me. The thing is, the smoke always made me feel funny in the head. Her boyfriend got fired because they gave him some kind of test at work and I guess he failed. he's dumb. He said its because of those home made cigarettes. Then he got drunk and kicked the crap out of me. He felt bad a week later after he got a new job and told me I should try this thing when I try to get a job. He said I could borrow his, but I'm not sure if that's the way to go... Wonder if I could get away with using his or should I buy my own?

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I'll mitch is my friend too!

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Dec 13, 2002 | Link viewed: 1031 times |

Hi it's me Benney again!

Do you remember Ill Mitch? Well he and I are pen pals now! He sent me a message today so I figured I'd post it... Click read more to read our correspondences...

Phil is my friend

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Dec 08, 2002 | Link viewed: 1163 times |

Hi it's me Benney,

I'm sorry I haven't posted to drivel much. I've been busy with my new friends Phil, and Julie! I figured, what the hell, why not toss Phil a pay check or two? And sure enough this little darling came knocking on my door just a few days later... Mother thinks Julie is just a dirty whore, but I think she feels threatened is all. She's afraid I'll leave the nest and she'll have no one to help her with gardening or to rub her corns. Well, she wont have me to push around for long. Phil has invited me to live in his secret lair with Julie!

I just want to thank Phil for letting me be a part of his organization, he's for ever changed my life. Phil, I would be honored if you would view the following flash presentation!

My cousin thinks I need long hair

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Oct 22, 2002 | Link viewed: 1019 times |

Hi it's me Benney! Sorry I haven't posted much lately. I've been out of town with mother visiting her sisters and my cousin. They live in this great trailer park.

My cousin Jenney said, "(I) wouldn't be half-bad looking if I had some hair on my head." She told me I should get some hair plugs so I'd look like one of those guys from those metal bands she loves so much. I think there was something wrong with what she was drinkning or something because she started to do some wierd stuff, but I don't feel like talking about it.

Any way, I figured it was all that talk about long hair that got her all fired up so I check out this site to see how I'd look with some! What do you think?

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How do I look?

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Oct 15, 2002 | Link viewed: 726 times |

Hi, it's me Benney!

Mother tells me that one reason why I'll never find anyone is taht I lack self confidence. She says I'm "very hamdsome like my Daddy was".

Sometimes I think she's just saying that. I never met my Dad before. Mother says he's a secret agent for the government on a top secret mission to save the world and that's why he left and hasn't been seen him since the day I was born. I guess he's a hero!

Any way, I decided to post my picture to this site to see what people really think about me. Some of them think I'm pretty good looking! What do you think?

PS That site had a javascript thing that would update my score here at drivel. The only thing is, the drivel code wont let me post it. Oh well. Don't forget to vote for my pirate costume on the comment (1) | E-mail to a friend | Print

A Possible Roomy?

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Oct 01, 2002 | Link viewed: 1603 times |

Hi, it's me Benney again.

Well, I was contacted by another Roommateclick.com user. Click read more if you want to read our correspondences and see pictures...

A personal note of thanks from Christopher Reeve

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Sep 26, 2002 | Link viewed: 1916 times |

Hi it's me benney!

Thanks for all of you that helped out my friend Christopher Reeve! he actually took the time to reply to me personally! Click read more to read our brief e-mail conversation! Click here to read more about Mr. Reeve's efforts!

Help Christopher Reeves!

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Sep 25, 2002 | Link viewed: 1109 times |

Send Christopher Reeves a Birthday Card! Christopher Reeve's is my hero, we need to help him!

'In honor of Christopher Reeve's upcoming 50th birthday celebration on 25 September 2002, the CRPF web site is offering visitors a chance to send virtual birthday greetings to the actor. An anonymous donor has offered to contribute $1 to the CRPF for every birthday greeting sent.'

I saw this over at 3bruces...

On a side note, I got some responses from those dating and roommate sites. They seem like nice people and they're very helpful... There may be hope for me yet! Well I gotta run and help mother wash her corns...

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Now I'll never find someone! :(

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Sep 24, 2002 | Link viewed: 1830 times |

Hi gang it's me, Benney! I'm not sure what happened, but both sites I had a profile on deleted my accounts. Now I'll never find a roommate or a wife. Mother will be so dissapointed in me.

I'm not positive, but I think they may have thought I was trying to sell pr0n or something. Check out this MSN article to see what I'm saying.

It's pretty funny because that stupid dating site sent me an e-mail just two days ago saying it found over 500 'matches' for me. 500! I have no doubt I could have found that special someone within such a high number of perfect matches.

Unfortunately, I was unable to talk with any of them before my account was erased. I was busy helping mother putting new wallpaper up in our kitchen.

Click read more to read my e-mail to the web sites. If they reply, I'll post them here too.

lookin' for luv...

Submitted by: Benney | Posted on: Sep 20, 2002 | Link viewed: 1784 times |

Hi, it's me Benney... Still can't find a roommate... But Mother says I still need to move out soon. She keeps pressuring me to find a girl too. Maybe I'll just skip roomies and look for a date instead...

Do you think this add will help me find chicks? I'm thinkning Valgal is my type...

Benney's links were broken earlier, but they should be working now. I don't think the services Benney uses like to have their pages linked to... Please let Benney know if you find broken links in the future.

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