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    Stupid fake Brit news story
    Submitted by: Anonymous | Posted on: Dec 27, 2003 | Link viewed: 586 times |
         		 UKNews
    Prince William of England, is caught up in a torrid love scandal with an Irishwoman, bringing much shame to the Royal Family. There is found to be a hidden law against interracial marriages in British Royalty still enforceable and for which William can suffer hanging as punishment. To this, Willam replied.,” I have a dog who is purer bred than the [expletive deleted] Queen.” (read more)



    This has been sitting in our submitted stories bin for a couple of weeks now. We were going to delete it, but it is a slow drivel day and we thought some of you brits may find it funny. (Damn Brit humor! what the hell are "wellies and howking tatties"?) Jolly good!

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    Do you have the Clamp? Call AGM!!!!
    Submitted by: Bigdog | Posted on: Sep 17, 2003 | Link viewed: 970 times |
         		 UKNews
    He wears a baby-blue spandex jumpsuit and shiny gold panties, gloves, cape, boots and goggles. He wields a giant, metal-cutting circular power saw.

    Who is Angle Grinder Man?

    He is Britain's self-styled "first wheel-clamp and speed camera vigilante cum subversive superhero philanthropist entertainer type person." That's who.

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    This Just In: Blair grows second head!
    Submitted by: Anonymous | Posted on: Jul 18, 2003 | Link viewed: 608 times |
         		 UKNews
    Tony Blair grows second head! Click read more for the proof.

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    British military's gives free balloon ride to "lucky" little girl
    Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: Jun 09, 2003 | Link viewed: 475 times |
         		 UKNews
    Balloon rides are normally fun, normally...

    Remember that scene from One Crazy Summer? Bobcat gave the little girl some balloons on the beach and she flies away... Just wondering...

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    British X-Man?
    Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: May 04, 2003 | Link viewed: 511 times |
         		 UKNews
    LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A masked and caped do-gooder has been sweeping through an English town, performing good deeds and scattering terrified bad guys, a local newspaper reported on Friday.



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    Snake Eyes
    Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: Jan 22, 2003 | Link viewed: 885 times |
         		 UKNews
    Soldiers from one of Britain’s most illustrious regiments added a splash of colour to their uniforms by adopting Snake-eye goggles as they started war training yesterday.

    Read more to see the goggles... how very odd...

    A Defence Ministry spokesman said: “Beer is cheap in Germany and our soldiers have a lot of their budget left to spend on other things. Although in a real battle they would probably attract the enemy so could not be worn, there is no reason why they should not enjoy them in training.”


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    Britain to Publish Files on UFO Sightings
    Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: Nov 28, 2002 | Link viewed: 508 times |
         		 UKNews
    The British government will publish files on reported UFO sightings as part of a shake-up of its laws on freedom of information.

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    Fears of terrorist attacks hit peak in the UK
    Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: Nov 09, 2002 | Link viewed: 480 times |
         		 UKNews
  • Blair to warn of rising threat to UK

  • MI5 intercepts talk of al-Qaeda plot


    • "INTELLIGENCE" intercepts of al-Qaeda suspects have uncovered a level of terrorist plotting on the same scale as in the weeks leading up to the September 11 attacks, The Times can disclose.

    The intense level of al-Qaeda “chatter” picked up by American and British signals interceptions led to David Blunkett’s sombre warning of a terrorist attack.

    The intelligence gleaned in recent weeks pointed directly to a terrorist threat against Western interests, and the United Kingdom is believed to be on the list of targets.

    One of the most alarming warnings of a terrorist outrage in Europe came from Germany. Hans-Josef Beth, head of the International Terrorism Department of the Security Service (BND), has identified Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi, a one-legged terrorist with experience in chemical warfare, as the likely mastermind of a future assault.


    I'd execute all one legged men...

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    United States of Europe
    Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: Oct 29, 2002 | Link viewed: 445 times |
         		 UKNews
    The blueprint for a new constitution for Europe, unveiled yesterday, paves the way for sweeping changes to the EU but provoked instant British opposition by suggesting the bloc could be renamed "United States of Europe".

    Reminds me of this...

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    A whole new kind of in-flight terrorism!
    Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: Oct 22, 2002 | Link viewed: 478 times |
         		 UKNews
    Woman squashed by plane passenger

    Barbara Hewson, 63, was offered damages by Virgin Atlantic after suffering a blood clot, torn leg muscles and sciatica following a flight to Los Angeles in January 2001, the UK's Press Association reported.

    She said the woman passenger was so large she had to sit with the arm rests up, but when she complained, the crew said there was nothing they could do as the plane was full.



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