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Ask 2N: What does "the word" really mean?

Submitted by: little Debbie | Posted on: Mar 15, 2004 | Link viewed: 1088 times |

Dear 2N,

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious. But what does it really mean? I did some of my own research and sadly came up with little.

Webster's does not have it in it's database. And the folks from Straight Dope and Maxim seem to think its a way to ask a Scottish hooker for "the works".

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, the word supposedly coined by Mary Poppins to make kids sound “precocious,” was actually invented by turn-of-the-century Scottish coal miners. It was used to request “the works” from prostitutes by men too shy to recite specific acts."

Is this true?

Thanks, little Debbie

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Ask 2N: To Shave or not to shave -> Answer!

Submitted by: rampy | Posted on: Jan 10, 2004 | Link viewed: 1833 times |

Dear 2N,

This Christmas proved to be a rather distressing time for me. My girlfriend wrapped a disturbing gift and place it under the tree for me. She gave me the gift of the razorba. At first I didn't know what it was, and then I thought it was just a gag gift. But it turns out she is serious. Apparently she wants me to shave my back. But I refuse to do so. My back hair defines me as a man, why should I trim my body hair? She even suggested I shave other areas of my body! My uni-brow and my nether regions! What an outrage!

Needless to say a massive argument ensued. Some hurtful words were said and now we are no longer living together and I have no one to kiss tonight at midnight when the ball drops. She has given me an ultimatum, shave or never speak to her again, but I still refuse to comply. The thing is, I really love this girl. Should I give in and sell out my values by shedding my beloved fur, or should I stick to my guns and find a woman that will love me for who I am?

What should I do 2N?

Sincerely,
Gerry
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To shave or not to shave, that is the question...

Submitted by: Gerry | Posted on: Dec 31, 2003 | Link viewed: 1139 times |

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2N, do you knit or chew paan in class?

Submitted by: IG-88 | Posted on: Nov 22, 2003 | Link viewed: 850 times |

Dear 2N,

As a teacher, how do you feel about the recent anti knitting and paan chewing movement in the world of education?

I know the movement has not yet reached the USA, but one must wonder if it is only a matter of time before it does. Are you and your fellow educators up in arms? Have you made any plans to strike in support of your Indian brothers and sisters?

Sincerely,

IG-88

Looking for 2N's reply? If/when he does reply it will be in the comments section of this post.

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Ask 2N: Do you pack heat?

Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: Jun 27, 2003 | Link viewed: 769 times |

Hey 2N, I was wondering, when you're teaching America's young people to read, do you pack heat?

The Jordan School Board gave preliminary approval Tuesday to a policy outlining the conditions under which district employees may carry a concealed weapon on school property with a valid permit.

Employees must keep the weapon concealed and employees who legally use a concealed weapon on school grounds do so in their individual capacities, not their scope of employment.

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I didn't know that... 57 Varieties

Submitted by: thebryon | Posted on: Jun 17, 2003 | Link viewed: 876 times |

Have you ever been surfing the net and stumbled upon an interesting fact you didn't know. Perhaps it's something that answers a nagging question you've had your entire life, like virgin wool sweaters - how do they really know? Or what the hell does persnickety mean? Why not post your findings here at drivel to educate the rest of us dumb asses?

For instance, you know that 57 on the Heinz bottle? Everyone says it because Heinz had 57 varieties of it's product at the time, and Ketchup was number 57... Close but no cigar! Here ya go from the Heinz...

Dear Abbey, My Daugther Does Softcore

Submitted by: rampy | Posted on: Nov 08, 2002 | Link viewed: 704 times |

Saw this on Fark... and thought it'd be worth a 2fer... DEAR ABBY: My daughter, "Rhonda," hosts several "soft porn" Web sites (what's Rhonda's URL you dufus! er...)

and thebryon sent me this possibly fake, yet entertaining dear abbey column via email last week... READ MORE to well READ MORE

2n is getting married

Submitted by: Rampy | Posted on: Jul 06, 2002 | Link viewed: 933 times |

Just a quick announcement.... I'm going to 2n's wedding in a few minutes. IF you want send a comment to wish Mr. and Mrs. 2N a happy new life together.

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Infomercial Products

Submitted by: Diggitty | Posted on: Jun 24, 2002 | Link viewed: 681 times |

do those products on infomercials really work?

go here to find out

Now this is a really useful submission, thanks Diggity! I know there's been a couple of things I've seen on tv that I wanted to buy but didn't because of the fear that it wouldn't work. Now with this site, someone has done the work of testing them for us. -crackerstyle

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Fat Tuesday

Submitted by: mousemonkey | Posted on: Feb 12, 2002 | Link viewed: 704 times |

Dear 2N,

I found a box in our attic that said Mardi Gras photos. Before I had a chance to look through it, my mom grabed it and said I wasn't aloud to look. What's up with that? What's the deal with Mardi Gras? What exactly happens down there? What's my mom hiding?

Billy

Sorry Billy, 2N is unavailable to answer your letter, so I'll try and fill in the best I can. Let's start with a brief explanation of what Mardi Gras is...